Friday, june 27th, 2008

• We’ve got killer new hits songs on the way such as:

• Foxycock welcomes a new world famous member into the band: Adam Stacey of Lotusphere, Estradasphere and on tour with Elton John. Adam, like some many wise souls these days, has realized that joining Foxycock is the only way to true happiness.
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It has come to our attention that we tend to use the term “Pussy Overflow” quite commonly and loosely without ever having thoroughly explained it. Today, we’ll attempt to rectify this situation and tell you about real world examples of “Pussy Overflow” success by new Foxycock band members.

Pussy Overflow . . . What does it mean? Well, Frankly, we hate to disappoint the ladies out there, but Josh and Doug are taken. We are both in long-term, committed relationships. Sure, we write music and sing songs as if we the biggest man whores around, but in actuality, we’re not. The problem is, the panties in the mailbox are piling up . . . that’s where you come in.

Working in concordance with natural law, Foxycock found that we could redirect the enormous amount of sexual energy aimed at Foxycock, to the people smart enough to make the life changing decision to join our band, at www.foxycock.com. This is in fact one of the best reasons to join the band. And ladies, when you decide to join Foxycock, the reverse applies as well and you can enjoy all of the cock overflow that you can handle.

And now, a brief re-telling of the most recent story of “Pussy Overflow” success.

Our band-mate and second tier “Pyramid to Success” partner…Sam del Pillar… utilized the Foxycock success formula and in the last week has experienced a deluge of pussy overflow benefits. He made love to a blonde girl age 25 on Friday night, only to make out with and sexually deny a Romanian girl the following evening. She said… “You know you’re not getting any tonight.” Sam said to her…”No! You’re not getting any tonight, or tomorrow now for that matter.” He is also on a date tonight, March 29th as we write this . . . . utilizing the Foxycock pyramid guidelines to ensure maximum pussy overflow. Call Sam at 818 415 2242 for more details, instructions and or questions regarding said overflow.

Wow!  So much has been happening with Foxycock lately, it’s almost too much to recount, but we’re gonna try.  

• Foxycock has filmed, edited and are releasing their breakthrough reality show, “Fountain of Youth”.  It’s about us trying to make and market our own reality show while trying to get 1000 people to join our band so we can take over the music industry by force.

• We finally released our debut music video for the hit song “Internet Porn” and it turned out incredible . . . if we do say so ourselves.   This video as well as “Fountain of Youth” can be found at this website, youtube.com and funnyordie.com.

• We got the website back!  That was close.  Thought we lost it there for a few months.  Hopefully by the time you read this, our website will have undergone an incredible transformation into  . . .  www.foxycock.com V3.0.  There will be some very special announcements to accompany the re-launch of the website.

• Foxycock will be unveiling their newest creation, “Foxycock – Circular Pyramind to Ultimate Success” within the next few weeks.  

• New Foxycock banner.  Did you check out the killer new Foxycock banner that we did?  It was colorized by our alpha associate Sam del Pilar (who consequently seized upon the available pussy overflow . . . please see next Foxyblog entry).  We will be using this image to make forthcoming stickers, t-shirts, ladies and children’s lingeree, etc.

• In the last 6 months, Foxycock have written 3 movies, 2 TV shows, 1 Reality show and 2 new albums.

• As documented in our reality show “Fountain of Youth” we are in talks with (and trying to start a bidding war between) United Talent Agency, Appian Way Productions, Columbia and now, New Line Cinema.  

Since so much is going on with Foxycock these days, Josh and I have renewed our commitment to the comedy rock lifestyle.  In future transmissions, we’re going tell you how you can come to enjoy this incredible lifestyle too.  Stay tuned . . . 

Foxycock out!